May 21, 2003

• I would like to welcome main_event, our guest speaker for the day:
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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  as promised, in response to girl_jay's griping about the state of men (or the sad sad condition of the men) in vancouver, i offer a reply: miss has no voice in public: identified by the fact that she is simply not willing to say anything that even remotely resembles standing up for herself "aren't you going to tell him off for bumping into me?"  "look, i know this is my underwear, but i just don't feel comfortable returning them, can you do it?" miss demanding: she will usually only behave like this with you, and will ask for things that only a-list celebrities usually want "damnit, i told you i wanted the mocha.  go and get me a new one"  "you $*#*! loser, i said i needed hair conditioner with pro vitamin B5.  go get me another bottle" miss gold digger: by the end of the first date, she already knows what tax bracket you're in and how well you're able to fill her wardrobe "we're only going there?"  "can you please get a new car?  my shoes don't match with your blue one"  "here's a website for you as you're shopping for my birthday: www.tiffanys.com" miss pout: has patented a look for getting her guys to do whatever she pleases "but but... *sniffles* i thought you said we could watch dirty dancing just one more time?"  "what do you mean you want to go out with the guys?  *big eyes + quivering lips look*" miss forgets about women's liberation the minute the cheque comes: as illustrated by the ladies who conveniently are in the bathroom when the bill comes, or stare blankly at the cashier when he asks for money waiting for you to pull out the wallet (now a much lighter wallet thanks to her) "aren't you going to pick up the tab?"  "i think that it's the guy's responsibility to pay for everything... i mean, it's not like we have it easy here always having to look good for you" miss insane fashion stylista: can be seen wearing styles you'd normally reserve for either the runway in milan, or some hobo on commercial drive (yes, to the untrained eye, they look about the same) - but she also demands that you emulate her fashion 'sense' "you plan on wearing THOSE pants?"  "what are you, colorblind?" miss frigid: believes that engaging in any form of physical contact is sinful and would probably take a shower after holding your hand at the movies "whoa porn star.  where are you going with those hands?  you think you can put them on my shoulder?  pfft, in your dreams"  "look, i know we've been dating for 2 years now, but i think you're moving too fast when you look at me like that"  haha... alright alright so maybe all of this was written with a smile, but there is some truth in the fact that neither guys nor girls have it all too easy.  hmm, but that's half the fun of dating isn't it?  -------------------------------------------------------------------- girl_jay: If I were to siskel and ebert his rebuttal ...       1.       how did u get all my multiple personalities in one go ... it's like u know me !?!?!? 2.      give the girl's catchy titles man! Miss demanding=whippy dominatrix, frigid=Popsicle pussy, gold digger=pokemon diglet dig, etcetc 3.       u forgot miss wannabe model ... "my bf tells me I'm the next tila ngyuen" "I got asked to model in the upcoming carshow" (x 1000) ... wannabe model chick equates carshow modeling with paris runway modeling ... she isn't toned, she isn't tanned, she doesn't have big boobs and she has never actually gotten paid for her brief modeling stints because the only reason she is asked to participate in these shows is because she has a friend in the promoting business ... all boarding a non-stop one-way flight to reality pls =D 4.       it's www.tiffany.com no 's' ahahaha 5.       Main_event is pretty brave to criticize the girls of Vancouver; but, what can I say, I doubt he will be able to find a date in the near future =P~       I give this one: 2 thumbs up for courage!!

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