June 19, 2003

• i have been perfecting "jae's slight scowl" ... mebbe i'll put a pic of it up ... sooner or later muhaha ... but in the meantime, you can try it out for yourself by slightly scowling at the next passersby that u encounter and watch (much to your delight) as they speedwalk to the closest restroom (-_-;;)
  
  in other news, i was forcefed 4 cups of chinese herbal medicine (for allergy-elliminating purposes) after procrastinating and not drinking any during the course of my day and have been flatulent ever since (*blush*) if it doesn't stop soon i think we're going have some lift off action *pbbbt upupandaway*
  
  in light of jemi's top ten things to do before i die list, i thought i would write one of my own little lists, made up of the ummm top ten times (that come to mind first) that i thought i was going to laugh myself to death:
  
  10. that time my dad asked my neighbor if she was pregnant and when she practically yelled, "NO" back, he kept repeating, "c'mon, you can tell me ... i'm your neighbor"
  9. that time my mom gave me a lecture on the perils of drug addiction: "agaya, say no to drugs ... because, once you inject the majiwana, you will be hooked for life ... i'm serious"
  8. that time i tripped out and thought my mom's hair was on fire
  7. that time rt tripped out and thought he was see thru
  6. that time rt and i tripped out and thought we were on the truman show
  5. that time i was eating a muffin ... picking out and flicking away the occasional raisin that came my way until i flicked one that went right up jemi's nostril and got stuck there (HAHAHA)
  4. that time my dad put vegetables in the dryer (meaning to leave them in there for a couple mins to slightly dry them ... don't ask me y -_-), only to forget about it and let the whole cycle run ... opening the door to find a powdery, dried-to-a-crisp mess that had discolored the entire interior of the the dryer and that would scent all loads in the next coming weeks
  3. the look of my mom's face when an eldery chinese man came up to her while she was looking at a newspaper and asked if he could look at her boji (boji in chinese=newspaper, boji in korean=pussy)
  
  o pish i can only think of 8 ... whatever, top 8 then (ill think of more later) ... this reminds me of those kids books about that family called, the stupids ... nebody remember that?

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