in response to www.xanga.com/logicdick’s chinese views against korean people …

i hate how china and chinese sound … and ever since i’ve been poisoned with the sound of george’s mother’s [seinfeld] voice … y’know that episode where she thinks she’s been getting advice from a choaineez woman but the woman is actually jewish, i can’t stop pronouncing it like her … choaineeez choainaah … i’ve never really talked about my predjudices against chinese ppl just because my friends are mainly chinese and i don’t want to offend any of them … but then i thought about it and the majority of vancouver’s asian population is chinese so it gives me a right to pick on them if i want to … like how any other race can pick on white ppl and it’s a-ok … so what’s wrong with chinese people … chinese people are always talking about how all asians are the descendants of the chinese and they say this with this look on their face like they just gave birth to us 30 seconds ago … they always have to mention the ”brilliant” discoveries of chinese medicine with the same “i just invented it” look when they probably can’t even read or write chinese and couldn’t be able to find beijing on a map of beijing … chinese guys always gotta mention if they “hung out with a japanese chick” as if she was horny and he got laid numerous times … asian guys usually pay for their dates and although chinese guys usually take care of the check, they always want chicks to offer to pay … “chicks should at least offer to pay, or else she is taking me for granted” … lol get real … chinese ppl are all closet superstitious, with their little red and gold shrines and shiny red and gold door signs in their homes with the ghost deterring crooked pathways … ya’ll know chinese people love to gamble-”i just do if for fun, i don’t get addicted like everybody else even though i go to the casino every damned day” …yea surrre … chinese guys dont like chicks with makeup or seem to mind chicks with chests smaller than an A-cup, so i figure they must be half gay … facial hair on a chinese guy is about as lustrous and abundant as the hair on homer’s head … they’re all atheist but go to temples on new years and celebrate christmas too-in other words, confused … don’t even make me go into the whole modified import car thing haha … and who invented hot and sour soup-that stuff tastes like sh!t

i wish www.xanga.com/stillAdick would please come back