my puppy is slowly, but surely, morphing into a freaking dog!!! nooooo … shock … denial … dismay

i stayed inside the bronzer bed for the maximum allowable time limit today … i think the person using the bed before me stayed in for just as long as i did cause it felt like a frying pan near the end … i think i came out of the room with smoke coming out of the top of my head … i had to use the ladies room afterwards and went to the bathroom at the tanning salon … as soon as i sat down, my hair stood on end and i almost keeled over from the shock of the cold toilet seat >_< … this is what korean people would call chuhae hehe … i tan but i have to admit that i despise tanners in general lol … the way they’re always trying to convert u to whatever kinda bed or tanning lotion they’re using is annoying … half the time they’re so dark ya think they burnt the part of their brain that distinguishes color … not to mention the lollipops and ding dongs they’ve got working at these places that try and make writing and erasing appointments look like legal secretarial work

my sister’s bf is coming to visit from ny … whattiya do with a visitor from a place like ny in a hurting city like van?!