the second thing my dad’s friend’s friend said to me today after ‘hello’ was, ‘i have a son, he graduated top of his class at yonsei … 31 … he doesn’t smoke, he drinks a little … i have pictures on the internet’… is this what my love life has come to? parental personals? … i got a flash into my doomed fate as mrs.over-the-hill alcoholic overachiever-shudder … i could be paranoid but i think my poor little parents [conspiring together with their ajushi and ajuma friends] are trying to hook me up with a husband -_-;;; ya ever hear of how friends and family join forces and gang up on a drug addict, to try and get the person the ‘help’ that he/she needs … a ‘drug intervention’? … this is the same sh*t and the plague of korean agashis all around the world … ‘save the poor unmarried korean girl over 20 intervention’ … but seriously, i am accidentally running into a suspicious number of middle aged parents desperately seeking mionuris … there’s something fishy going on >=I

my parents are pretty old-fashioned and this is their [combined] list of requirements to date any of their daughters: 1. be korean … ya know how inter-racial/national marriage is like some kind of urban legend amongst korean ajumas … if you marry someone that isn’t korean, you will have mentally retarded children-if you marry someone that isn’t korean, blahblahblah … my parents take it one step further and shun any boyfriend prospects with parents originating from the cheolla province of korea lol … neways-

this blog is dedicated to my sister julia who has recently gotten engaged and is the one that got everybody started asking me so, when are u gonna get married?? congratulations and thanks for nothing -_-