i have been proposed to twice in my life lol … both times being the desperate guy friend’s pact type of chung-hon … you smell nice and you can cook, so i wont starve…if both of us are still single at the age of 35, you wanna get married? … in other words, i am the last resort in the lives of 2 people … i am plan Z =( …

this coming fall, my sister’s marrying this korean banana from long island that she met while we were living in korea last year … isn’t it every korean banana chick’s dream to marry a dashing korean banana guy? … my other sister has been dating this banana chonger guy for some time now … and from what ive seen, dating a banana chonger guy isn’t that much different than dating a banana korean guy except she has suddenly expressed an interest in buddhism and he buys her pirated dvds like mulan, flying daggers, and crouching tiger … ching chong chong … its all true -_-;;

a few years ago, my bananaest of banana cousins married a boater she met while teaching english in korea … he showed up to thanksgiving dinner this year with a bottle of iced tea and a turnip because my cousin asked him to buy cranberry juice and some beets on his way home from work … how does a marriage with communication problems like that work anyway? … in my opinion, interfob marriages get a big fat thumbs down

what has it been? …14 months of being single now? … my mom’s getting worried that i’m always just staying home and obsessing over my dog too much … its true, my main concerns these days are: did he eat? did he shit? is he regular? … maybe it really is time to find a bf lol but any relationships are on hold until after the big move to nyc =P~

merry christmas and best wishes in 2005 to my xanga friends =)