a 3rd installment of jae’s random pet peeves:

i hate how when you’re at one of those korean barbeque picnics … they hand u the paper plate with a little pile of rice and you’re left to forrage for your own meat from the guy that’s grilling the kalbi and hunt for kimchi in between all those ajumas … and a third of the rice always has to cling on to the paper plate … the rice becomes one with the plate … on the brighter side, you get to pick off the bits of rice with disposable wooden chopsticks and not those metal ones … i dont know how anybody can eat with those slippery little suckers

i hate how conditioner is looking and smelling more and more like yogurt … it confuses me and makes me hungry in the shower

i hate having to watch feminine hygiene product commercials on tv when there’s a guy watching too … guys fall into 1 of 3 categories … the falling dead silent category … or the trying to make random chit chat category … or the worst by far, asking questions about the blue liquid category … which one are you? lol

i hate it when people have music playing on their pages… it’s like when you’re driving in your car and pull up to an intersection and there’s some guy blaring his music so everybody around him can hear … the music may or may not be good … but does anyone really wanna hear it? … half the people on xanga have music on their pages but o well lol … i always have music playing so my opinion is probably biased hehe

i hate how when people use public washrooms, they seem to lose all sense of aim, direction and brains … why are there always drops of pee in the most aerodynamic spots in the stall?

u know how my mom keeps trying to hook me up with a bf … i hate how she keeps giving away my email address to her ajuma friends with eligible sons … here is an exerpt from an email from fobby mr.H : My weekend was not that good. I drunk little bit much on Friday in friend’s house. It was kind of small house party. I shouln’t drink that much. I mixed diff. drinks. -.-? I came home late and I could not have deep sleep. I had hard on Saturday morning due to drinking. I had more than enough sleep during weekend. I felt sleeping as waste of weekend but could not help it.? … damn fobs lol … at least she stopped giving my phone number away =(

3 reasons why girls are smarter than boys:

the jar expose: what is it about opening a jar that brings out the primitive me tarzan, you jane aspect out of guys? … opening a jar for a chick makes guys feel like the big man … all women know how to open jars … it’s part of those life lessons that your mom teaches you when you are young … how if you tap the sides of a jar’s lid on a counter, it will pop off with ease … or if you run the lid under some hot water, it will also come off just as easily … i wonder if guys really think that without them opening these things, that women would be living in a pickleless and jam free world? … if a girl asks you to open a jar, she doesn’t want what’s inside the jar … what she really wants is for you to have an ego boost … your gf will do it to you, your wife, even your own mother will ask you to do the jar … and if you’re thinking no, my girl doesn’t know the tapping lid or hot water trick, trust me she does lol … its just one of those things that all women know … like how a little rice smooshed together can be used as glue … i wouldn’t be surprised if the jar was invented by a woman hehe

power of the oppa: why do guys love being called oppa so much? … if said with just enough pout and just enough puss n’boots eyes you could get a guy to do just about anything … some guys love being called oppa so much that they like to refer to themselves as oppa … oppa will help you … dont worry, oppa’s here to protect you … oppa this oppa that … why do they do this? … i have never heard of anyone being liked more for referring to themselves in the third person … what if jae talked about what jae thought on jae’s xanga? … don’t go overboard with the oppa … it has to be used somewhat sparingly so it has a good effect when used in situations like … oppppaa can you open this jar for me?

wow factor: guys will never stop falling for girls pretending to be impressed with their big hands or big feet … putting our hands against his and exclaiming wow, your hands are so much bigger than mine oppa … classic hehe … or on the other end of the spectrum, pretending not to be grossed out if his hands and feet are tiny and ladylike … it’s why we ask you to hang pictures and fix things … girls will always ask you to fix stuff that she knows you can probably do without screwing up so we can wow at it later … when what we’re really wowing at is that u didn’t screw it up

shout out to under_rated who is leaving for afghanistan this week … you will be missed and come back safely =)

why don’t asian girls smile when being photographed? … when was it that someone somewhere along the way decided that asian girls weren’t allowed to smile in photos anymore? … and it seems the larger the group photo, the chances that there will be any smilers in the picture are even slimmer … asian chicks will show their legs … their bare bellies … they’ll even show enough cleavage to be in the nipple-revealing danger zone … but never any teeth … sometimes i wonder how long these chicks have practiced in the mirror to get that perfectly blank look on their faces … does it make them think they look coy? modest? thoughtful? alluring? no … i wish i could tell them it looks boring, stagnant and comatose probably just like their personalities … y’at a funeral? lined up in front of a firing squad? got aids? why the long face? … the most common excuse for not smiling in a picture has got to be it makes me look weird … it makes you look what? … imagine if ronald mcdonald never smiled and was serious all the time? … would those little burgers sell? … would spongebob have sold any tickets to his movie if he was spongebob solemn pants? … somebody please explain this to me so i can smile in my own profile pic lol

Little boy: ¡°uncle, what toys did you play with when you were my age?¡±

Uncle: ¡°I had a slinky¡±

Little boy: ¡°uncle, were you a retard?¡±

i can’t remember where i ripped that off from … anyways … i feel old … my 8 year old cousin came over a few days ago for chinese new years and she was telling me how most of the girls in her class either had their belly buttons or tongues pierced … wtf?? 8 year olds with pierced tongues?? … when i was 8 years old, i had to beg my mom to get my ears pierced and the only thing i had in my belly button was lint … times are changing … music has evolved so much too … i wonder what it was like growing up back in the old days … can you imagine if you turned on hot 97 and they were playing shet like elvis presley or the temptations on the hitlist countdown? … music’s gone from love me tender, love me true => when i think of you i wanna touch myself … if it keeps evolving in that direction, what will my grandchildren be listening to when they turn their radios on? straight up porno noises? moaning? … am i being old fashioned? ignorant? will i be the retarded uncle like in the dialogue above? … what would you do if your 8 year old daughter wanted to pierce her tongue?

who luvs my new valentine profile pic lol =9