happy easter happy easter happy easter … what is so happy about easter … i guess its better than hearing it’s easter f*ck you all weekend long … i’m not too religious so easter doesn’t have much signifigance for me … but i am saving christianity for the latter part of my life for when i’m old and grey and have nothing better to do so i dont end up burning in hell … so i guess easter is not completely meaningless to me haha … anyways, my sister’s [chinese] boyfriend’s family had a big family easter dinner this past weekend … turkey, stuffing, the whole shebang … are they christian? … no, me thinks they just like to adopt holidays and celebrate everything … her boyfriend probably even had a bar mitzvah growing up

more stuff i hate part 4:

i hate the type of people who think that everything is about them …a prime example would be the type of people that always have to get all mental about some stereotype i have written about … ie. ur so wrong/i am so offended/i am so not like that!! … did the blog have your name on it? was it addressed to you? … these people think they are special and unique … or “different” like anybody gives a sh*t … thesauruses list unique, special and different as synonyms of weird … coincidence?

remember that scene in edward scissorhands where edward is trying to eat some sugarpeas at dinner but is unsuccessful because of the length of his fingers? … my nails are just long enough that most day to day activities require aid …  buttoning shirts/pants, trying to pick up a quarter, dialing a phone and putting in/taking out contacts lenses are all time consuming ordeals … anything typed on the computer keyboard turns into slurred retard speech … i should be given a wheelchair and be able to park in the handicapped parking lanes in my state … i hate my nails yet i love them >_<

my sisters and i rented this korean movie way back in the day called robu robu [in konglish] … we thought it was some chick flick called love love only to go home, turn it on and watch it with our parents to find out [in mild horror] that is was called rub love and not love love like we had originally thought … if there is nothing more i dread, its having to watch sex scenes with my parents around … sex scenes during movies with my parents are probably the only times in my life i wished i was like helen keller …. deaf and blind

i hate when korean people pretend to know sh*t about wine … this chardonnay has a very complex aroma with a hint of citrus … barf … you’re very dumb with a hint of stupid … u could be at a restaurant with a waitress suggesting a dozen different wines and the only thing we will ask is yes but is it sweet? … all a wine has to be for a korean person to think that it is good, is to be sweet ….our tongues are not sensitive enough to differentiate the subtleties of wine flavors … to us, there are only 2 flavors: spicy and non-spicy … my major concern when i was at the dinner table, as a kid was, is it mewuh [spicy]? … our faces scowl when we eat anything that is a little too sweet … we can only eat half a chocolate bar in one sitting … and y’know those sugary icing cakes they sell at safeway … unfit for asian comsumption because of the pasty sugary sweet icing and only gets served at the birthday parties of white kids … so we call it ”the white people cake”

my parents are cool but is my mom the only person that dresses up to go to the doctor? and when will my dad stop yelling into the phone like it has a 1950s connection whenever he’s on a long distance call?

this is my honeybear <3

i hate the dinktards that leave one eprop … why make the extra effort by having to push another button just so you can leave one and not two? … why take the extra energy to be so annoying? … i hope their sons are born with one testicle and their daughters grow up to have one breast since they like the numero uno sooo much 

i remember thinking i have never been more turned off in my entire life, than i am at this very moment this time on the phone i complained to my exbf that i had cramps and he replied oh really? then, i have sympathy cramps … wth is a sympathy cramp … maybe it was his brain that was cramping … i know i mentioned feminine hygiene products in my last last blog … i dont wanna be one of those girls that talks about her period all the time but it’s not like i could ever talk about this with you in real life right? hehe

i love being able to blame anything and everything that is bad on pms … angry? hungry? fat? lazy? crazy? … pms is my el nino … what do guys have to blame but their personalities haha … i dont know if its because of my lack in having any brothers but i am relieved to say that i dont know what views guys hold on the topic of menstruation … there are just some things that guys should just never know about, ask about or discuss with girls … for example:

here are some questions either me, my sisters or my gfs have been asked by [adult] guys:
-do girls farts smell like potpourri?
-can a girl get pregnant from swallowing?
-is having your period contagious?
-is it too big?
-[while holding a liquid bra insert to his face] why doesn’t this eye pack have holes for the eyes?
-so when all you sisters are at home, do you ever just walk around the house in your underwear? do you guys ever go naked? have you guys ever made out with each other?

this is the kinda stuff girls laugh about when we’re in the ladies room … the stupidity of the men in our lives … i still dont know why we chicks go to the bathroom in groups … sometimes even crowding into a single stall … thats just plain weird … you never see girls going into the bathroom together in a house? … so why do we go in groups out in public?

so the lesson being learned today is to not ask girls any dumb questions about girl stuff … only girls can ask dumb questions about girl stuff -_-;;

so sad how lee eun joo, the actress from taegukgi killed herself this past week … how come the people that we hope and pray will drop dead never seem to be ones that …?