guys are always hating on fat chicks … fat chicks are gross … fat chicks are disgusting … fat chicks schmat chicks wahwahwah … like they’ve got such a big stampede of chicks after them that they gotta beat down the fat ones with a stick so that the skinny ones can all get an equal piece of his a$$ … gimme a break … women? we looove us a fat chick … the fatter, the better … if a fat chick’s thigh looks like its 8 months pregnant, we love her 8x more … skinny girls love fat chicks because fat chicks make them look better than they already are … fat chicks love fat chicks cause fat chicks are always friends with other fat chicks … if you ever come across a girl that acts like she is grossed out by a fat girl, she is full of sh*t … same goes for the girl that says stuff like: i wish i could just gain like 5 pounds-that would make me like sooo happy when she would probably rather choose being diagnosed with cancer over gaining 5 pounds any day … naw fat girls are cool … the only people i seem to hate on a regular basis is chinese people lol … i dont hatehate chinese people … like i said, most of my friends are chinese … but coming from vancouver, a city where the population ratio of chinese to korean is approximately 10+:1, i think my hate is just fueled from overexposure … vancouver is crawling with chongers … there’s even an area of vancouver called richmond that is populated wholly by chinese people … they love richmond because the land itself is shaped like a dragon’s head … a freakin dragon’s head … do you think they will all move away to italy if i tell them that it’s in the shape of a dragon’s winkie?? … so anyways, as you can imagine, most korean girls in vancouver date or have dated a chinese guy … dating chinese guys, there has been more than a few times when i’ve wished i could just grab them by the shoulders, shake them, and say ‘your house smells like oil and mothballs’

i went to go visit my old work the other day and my ex-coworker asked me to bake something and bring it with me next time i drop by … i used to bring cake or cookies to work once in a while … anyways, i was like what are you asking me for, get ur wife to bake u cookies … to which he replied, my wife doesn’t know how to bake-she doesn’t even know how to use an oven … what does that make me? … when did i become the woman that does stuff that the wife or gf just won’t do? … the one that fulfills the ‘needs’ that she doesn’t? lol -_-;; … i don’t know what it is about us korean women, but we love to show our domestic side whenever there are guys around … whether its washing your dishes, tidying up your place, or baking cookies, taking them to work and then writing about it on xanga hah … we do everything short of wearing a t-shirt that reads i am good wife material … i mean, do guys even go for this kinda stuff?!?! … is this why i’ve been single for the last 800 years??