surprise ... jae is relocating to korea in 16 days ... my phone will be cut off shortly thereafter ... i guess i'll be using xanga to chronicle my adventures abroad ... keep ur fingers crossed i dont crawl into fetal position, shrivel up and die from homesickness pls =(

2 weeks ago i was lying in my bed, staring up at my bedroom ceiling, looking at its one lonely inhabitant ... this huge, hairy mutant spider ... and ive been too chicken to kill it for fear ill have to hear its little spider bones breaking and seeing its little spider guts spewing out ... it's seriously ginormous ... and now what, ive got a whole bloody colony of them ... shriek somebody save me ... i think i see its biceps >_<

had my first psychic reading everever today ... i think i've seen one too many of those type cast psychics in the movies (ie. ghost, the gift) cause i had all these ideas in my head about how it would be, but it wasn't so ... the bunk psychic i got didn't have no crystal ball, tea leaves or tarot cards ... i mean, wtf ... granted, it was a playland psychic lol but still ... it was the same air of disappointment back when i went to hooters for the very first time and i got a waitress with a tiny rack ... s'not supposed to be like that, ya know what i mean?

things i don't understand about playland:
-where are all the cute guys?
-why do they let children and old people in? go home *scowl*
-why is the ground tilted ?_?

i was also wondering why playland didn't serve alcoholic beverages until, of course, we came across the beer garden ... i dont know why ppl get so excited when they discover something that they weren't expecting to see ... just yesterday my mom and i were driving to costco and saw julia on the road and my mom started shouting hi like she hadn't seen her in a million years and waving like her arms like they were possessed or something ... neways, point of the story being that we were excited to find beeeeer there and didn't pass up the opportunity to get buzzed at playland O_o

nebody wanna go with me to see the animals at pne ... i missed it again >_<

friendster. yet another online community ive become hopelessly addicted to ... i am weak, so weak sobsob ... i like friendster cause it seems to bring out the cheerful side in people but doesn't it all seem like one big pile of patronizing bull poop sometimes ... what the wide world of web really needs is a foe-ster ... i mean, wouldn't smacktalk or a nice roast make for a more juicy and interesting read ... and possibly more informative and accurate than those drivel testimonials

i guess i dont have much of anything to update about, summer 2003 has been pretty tame but there are a handful of things that i would like to do before its over ... pne?? nebody know when the next big plaza party is?? im so outta date !_!

why is it that those few certain people always have to say something stupid about themselves like "everybody always thinks i'm a halfie" or "ppl always tell me i look half white" ... or the weirdos that go as far as lying about their ethnicity and then pretend to be unaware of the innuendo that goes along with being a half breed [ie. they're smarter, they're better looking, their parents are free thinkers] ... and on top of it, we got the ugly, stupid halfies [they're not all smart and beautiful] thinkin that they are the sh*t ... maybe i'm just jealous lol =P~

i was in the dining room, alone, eating breakfast and flipping through some coupon booklet [there was nothing else to read] when my mom ran in and started freaking out ... which in turn freaked me out, causing me to drop my spoon and have milk splash in my face ... she was freaking out because our blue box had mysteriously disappeared from its overturned spot in the middle of the yard and been found right outside the house ... in other words, there was a burglar snooping around to see what profitable items we had in our home and would be back to collect them ... therefore, we must call the police asap, secure all doors and windows and keep the alarm on at all times ... all this hubbub when what really happened was: after coming back from clubbing and grace and jae both forgetting our respective house keys ... after a couple minutes of why didn't u bring ur key/why didn't U bring ur key ... we looked around the yard for the first sturdy object we could find to prop up against jemi's window and sneak ourselves in without ringing the doorbell
when i think about how much grief my sisters and i have put our poor parents throughout the years, i'm surprised they haven't packed up house and gone AWOL

and what would an entry be without a tickle bit of complaining *evil grin*...
u know what i hate ... i hate vegetarians ... i hate vegetarians and i hate how they have to casually mention their vegetarianism at every single meal ... man, if only i had a toasty hot cattle prod, i'd ... nevermind -_-;;; ... is it just me or are these herbivorous animal activist turds always wearing leather?

"where are u, jae? i bet there are MISSING posters of u up in the clubs of vancouver by now"

my hibernation from the vancouver night scene is taking a one day holiday for jen & annie's birthdays ... wowooo god when's the last time i partied ... being away from society for so long can't be good ... i have this gut feeling that im gonna blurt out something a little too politically incorrect or even worse, burp at the dinner table ... and the 4 inch heels i once lived in are going to somehow lock together and make me trip on the slippery floor ... but it'll be luverly to see the girls again and possibly have some new pics to post up =D wish me luck~!

i know xanga is made up of people that love to ramble on about themselves ... the ones that love the sound of their own voices more than anything and would even carry around a hand-held loud speaker if it was socially acceptable ... in other words, people like me lol O_O ... but if i have to read another day recapping entry like 2:56 pm-ate a sandwich, 3:04-talked to so and so on the phone, 5:00-went here, 5:30-did that ... i am gonna go schizo ... makes me wonder if they actually have friends that ask them to recap their day including every minute detail, short of peeing and pooing ... i dont know what their point is ... ok, so ur busy?, u gotta lotta friends to meet? ... imma take a loud speaker to their ear, turn up the sound and say, nobody cares about ur day more than u do, so shutup

an update on the summer of jae:

-happy canada day everybody!!

-summer in van has been good so far ... but until yesterday, it didn't really occur to me that i may be lonesome and need a bf more than i let myself believe ... this guy in the safeway pet food aisle passed by me and his cologne made my eyes go buggy, and my mouth do that Far Side comic ooooh thing ... so i allowed myself a doubletake only to discover that it was a 70 yr old man hunched over on his make-shift walker/shopping cart, drowned in Old Spice ... -_-;;

-the contents of my birdie basketball hoop hatched!!

-my love affair with ebay has finally come to an end ... mainly because buying the car has made me near destitute, but also because i've come to realise that ebayers are all petty, cheap cornholes that like to e-threaten each other with negative feedback like its the damn plague

-i can't think of the no.2 and 1 of the top ten times that i almost laffed myself to death ... what does this mean? ... that ive collectively only laffed that hard 8 times in my entire life?

-www.xanga.com/schang1: we decided that u'd be the coolest person to have over for dinner ... julia would cook and i'd calmly wait for u to say funny stuff ... and then we'd stuff u in the closet so we'd always have some entertainment handy (ie. schang1 wall unit) ... whattiya say?!

i hate it when ppl complain about having haters ... implying that they are either too attractive/rich/popular/whatever and they got ppl hating on them because they are jealous ... wake up ... they just hate u