May 14, 2003

• A post for the lovely ladies of vancouver:
  if you don’t know me already…I spend a queer amount of time griping about one, some, or all of the males residing in the 604 area…and who can blame me, really? =P~
  
  Mama’s boy
  “my mom told me I’m good looking” “I phone my mom every day” “my mom says broccoli is good for you”
  …ok buddy…one day in the far off future when your mother stops breast-feeding you, gimme a call…no, forget it, don’t call me hihi
  
  Big Talker
  “I know himandhimandhim…I’m so hooked up” “I only made a G today”
  who c a r e s…everything you say sounds like blahblahblah
  
  Gym Rat
  “I’m going to the gym” “I’m at the gym” “I just came back from the gym” “do I look bigger?”
  gym rat casually mentions his gym activity SO much that you would expect him to have the chiseled body of a greek god but he always looks the SAME.
  
  Gangbanger fob
  “dong worry, I taken caring of joo, ok? Ok? OK?”
  I think if you took “ok” out of their vocabulary, conversations would be cut in half…note of advice: stop blowing all ur $ on alcohol and women and invest in some ESL classes hohoho =P~
  
  Blackinese
  “yoyo f’shizzle m’nizzle” “y’all be trippin” “dizshit is off da chain”
  say WHAT? …(Asians+ebonics)=hurl…chiggas do not have a black mother, nor do they have a black father but they like to imitate their favorite rap stars’ speech impediments in an effort to look coooool…all the endless hours spent watching much music did come in handy after all !_!
  
  Alpha male
  “we are going to do ____ today” “I like _____”
  the alpha male is intelligent, eloquent, good-looking, makes a decent living…well-rounded, etcetc…then what”s the trouble? He has an ego the size of china+He’s used to getting his way. Why? ’cause his crew lives and breathes his every word…emulates everything from his wardrobe to his choice in women…and I pluralize women, ’cause this guy is always a DOG.
  
  Mr.Horndog
  “[enter anything X-rated]“
  these guys leave me curious as to how they spend their free time…flashing innocent people at the park?…don’t get too close, I have a feeling they have the ability to impregnate anyone within a 2 meter radius…sounds almost X-men-ish haha
  
  Cheap a$$
  “oops I forgot my wallet…again!” “I don’t believe in tipping”
  -______-;; I think that one speaks for itself haha =P~
  
  If you’re a guy … sitting there and reading this, thinking that you don’t really fit into any one category … it’s just because you fit into more than one

  
  

  And for the record, I would like to add that I hope to, (one day before I die), meet a guy who doesn’t give me the “I’m a leg/butt/breast man” bs…it’s getting old…why can’t they just be honest and say, “I’m a pussy man…I love pussy”

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