May 13, 2004
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in response to www.xanga.com/logicdick’s chinese views against korean people …
i hate how china and chinese sound … and ever since i’ve been poisoned with the sound of george’s mother’s [seinfeld] voice … y’know that episode where she thinks she’s been getting advice from a choaineez woman but the woman is actually jewish, i can’t stop pronouncing it like her … choaineeez choainaah … i’ve never really talked about my predjudices against chinese ppl just because my friends are mainly chinese and i don’t want to offend any of them … but then i thought about it and the majority of vancouver’s asian population is chinese so it gives me a right to pick on them if i want to … like how any other race can pick on white ppl and it’s a-ok … so what’s wrong with chinese people … chinese people are always talking about how all asians are the descendants of the chinese and they say this with this look on their face like they just gave birth to us 30 seconds ago … they always have to mention the ”brilliant” discoveries of chinese medicine with the same “i just invented it” look when they probably can’t even read or write chinese and couldn’t be able to find beijing on a map of beijing … chinese guys always gotta mention if they “hung out with a japanese chick” as if she was horny and he got laid numerous times … asian guys usually pay for their dates and although chinese guys usually take care of the check, they always want chicks to offer to pay … “chicks should at least offer to pay, or else she is taking me for granted” … lol get real … chinese ppl are all closet superstitious, with their little red and gold shrines and shiny red and gold door signs in their homes with the ghost deterring crooked pathways … ya’ll know chinese people love to gamble-”i just do if for fun, i don’t get addicted like everybody else even though i go to the casino every damned day” …yea surrre … chinese guys dont like chicks with makeup or seem to mind chicks with chests smaller than an A-cup, so i figure they must be half gay … facial hair on a chinese guy is about as lustrous and abundant as the hair on homer’s head … they’re all atheist but go to temples on new years and celebrate christmas too-in other words, confused … don’t even make me go into the whole modified import car thing haha … and who invented hot and sour soup-that stuff tastes like sh!t
i wish www.xanga.com/stillAdick would please come back
Comments (28)
haha, abundant as homer’s hair…dood, you’re wayy gifted with words…
btw, let’s not forget their tiny, green, jade buddha around their neck…
and how about smell of plain skin/funk? hehe
lol, u’re a strange funnie gurl jae~
a little angry today, eh?
hahah…i love you. marry me whoever you are. hot and sour soup DOES fuckingsuck.
LOL….wat a good laff! woohoo! she’s back!
“I was DUPED, Georgie!”
haha our house is going to be the target of every firework in vancouver..
i am going to murder u and then murder myself so i can murder u again
errr, i mean commit suicide
damn now it lost its effect
Hey girl.. just accept the fact that unfortunately the world has a right to be stupid. Sounds like a buncha buttholes to me.
mothbaaaawwwww.
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logicdick is an idiot..why even go there?
hes like a boner. IF YOU DONT ENCOURAGE IT ITLL JUST GO AWAY
omg that guys such a fool…i told him so too but i guess he dont care he wants to be stilladick so freaking bad HOW DARE YOU SEE PURPLE ANIME MONSTERS!!
youre twisted like a pretzel jay..you and that MOSSey guy..o wait youre both canadian. COINCIDENCE?? i think not…
yes they are all real. if they’re not, i usually post something within a day. =P
No you silly. There is no “xanga” club. It just that everyone in LA seems to have a xanga. And they all hang out at the same places. Visionshock parties have lots of xangans
haha u perv all u want to see is brad pitts ass lol U PERVERT! lol
chinese ppl eat tiger penis
oh man, it’s all true…damn! but yeah, of course all races feel that they are superior to another. otherwise, we’d all be michael jackson
cicadas are not scary. they’re pretty harmless. east coast has variety — of weather, food, party scenes…and insects. =P
Don’t shake your leg it’s bad luck.
that was funny… i enjoyed that, even more than tom yum gai and tang soo yook, babeeeeeeeeee. The price is wrong, BIYIATCH!!
Interesting. Unfortunately, I can’t read the entry which inspired this one, so I feel I’m only getting half the story, but it’s no secret there is no love lost between any of the asian races. We all hate one another with a passion. Hell, my parents talk pseudo racist stuff about Chinese and Japanese people all the time. I think all Asian parents do.
I love it– racism amongst the asians.
99% of chinese people in Vancouver and else where are decendants of peasants and slaves. Remember that.
I happen to like hot and sour soup, but only when I’m drunk.. go figure.
HOLY FUCK AM I OFFENDED BY YOUR CHINESE VIEWS. i do not look at a girl’s chest, first thing; i do not act like chinese gave birth to every other asian ethnicity; i do not think chinese = majority of vancouver (viets and east indians are); i am NOT atheist (chrisitian somewhat); i attended ONE car show and i NEVER gone again; i LOVE hot n sour soup if it’s made right – u probably went to a place that wasn’t owned by a shanghainese / mainlander; fuck if i didn’t shave during nhl playoff season, i could compete with the canucks over who has more facial hair; i think chinese medicine is a scam; i’ve only gambled once and have no plans to return (altho i’m goin to vegas for new year’s kuz van is so hurt); i do not brag about laying jap chicks 24/7. chicks without make up does equal a natural beauty but i won’t complain that much if she uses it. but if she over does it, then it’s so obvious… c’mon anyone would say that.
the only thing u got me on is that chicks should pay part… so a girl should never pay? i thought girls always loved to be EQUAL to men? so shouldn’t they pay or like buy stuff? mow the lawn and shit like that?
then again, ur background is pink… so who am i fooling.
get your facts straight.