June 3, 2004
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my puppy is slowly, but surely, morphing into a freaking dog!!! nooooo … shock … denial … dismay
i stayed inside the bronzer bed for the maximum allowable time limit today … i think the person using the bed before me stayed in for just as long as i did cause it felt like a frying pan near the end … i think i came out of the room with smoke coming out of the top of my head … i had to use the ladies room afterwards and went to the bathroom at the tanning salon … as soon as i sat down, my hair stood on end and i almost keeled over from the shock of the cold toilet seat >_< … this is what korean people would call chuhae hehe … i tan but i have to admit that i despise tanners in general lol … the way they’re always trying to convert u to whatever kinda bed or tanning lotion they’re using is annoying … half the time they’re so dark ya think they burnt the part of their brain that distinguishes color … not to mention the lollipops and ding dongs they’ve got working at these places that try and make writing and erasing appointments look like legal secretarial work
my sister’s bf is coming to visit from ny … whattiya do with a visitor from a place like ny in a hurting city like van?!
Comments (34)
becareful, jae… tanning salons are actually big conspiracies mutating ur brain cells thru radioactive lights…
lol, that n alcohol…
btw, morphing dogs are cool~~
anyplace new is fun… ny can get old after awhile too. got any pics of the pup? i still got a long way to go with minez…
hahaha…i never have and never would go to a tanning salon. well i guess living in hawaii has something to do with that. i still can’t believe those places exist here and they’re actually pretty busy
i guess it’s one of those things that make you go HMM… take care, eric
hmmm…from what i hear, canada got some of the finest strip joints? just a thought. =)
i gave up on tanning. i’ll never tan. ijustl ike to sit in the sun and smoke….
bring him to catch crabs??? whistler??? NY dont know wut mountains and greenery are haha… hmmm GREENERY!
Take him to teh suspension bridge…and other outdoor things that ppl over here don’t get enough of maybe. You better be taking pictures because before you know it, that lil punk will be grown up.
HAHAHAHAHAH…… I echo Cheeseplz…. GREENERY!!! And special cakes too….
You know ur dog sitution….. Have you heard of Bonsai Kitty???
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
You should email them and ask if they do Puppies too…
ahahahha, you’re too cruel…why would anyone name a pet-chicken a KFC??? o_O
just turned 5 months on the 25th (born on x-mas) – cocker spaniel, long story on the name.. i got tricked into taking care of him one day which turned into over a month.. and his current name is hard to pronounce cuz it’s in Korean, so I need a new one… help!!
u’re born on x-mas, fureal? wow.. that’s pretty f-ing special thing ya know.. but yeah just to clear things up, i got tricked into keeping him.. he was thrust upon me from someone.. only a month ago.. so i’m stuck with his original name till i find a new one.. (really didn’t expect to keep ‘em..)
Offer him the finest hydroponics in the Western Hemisphere… actually I heard Haiti has an excellent crop, but I’d rather not deal with the native uprisings and shiet you know… rather settle with the “eh’s” and the rain in BC. Who else is using chubbuni13?? I keel them alll! Chubby Bunnies unite like fucking Constructicons.
hello!!!!1111
this is what you get when you mess with us… Americans, we win hockey! =D Fuck it, I don’t even care about that repugnant sport, we should’ve let you guys win… hey, sorry, I’m just used to talking American shit to your sister, tell me you understand? PLEEEEEAAASSE?
you have a chubby bunny? That’s sorta creepy. Free him… or name him Turkey.
sonuvabitch! *shakes fist in air* u damn canadians gotta stop givin us that cold air too.. hah
haha ok, that story was actually funny – & of course i’m kiddin on the boshintang thing! least w/my own dog.. though i heard they make them tasty in korea~
youre supposed to rinse the bleach out!!!
you guess what song those lyrics are from jayjay
haha. i don’t know why there isn’t one for mr. universe, but this one is for a good cause – to fight prostate cancer.
who’s samatha? the old one? who cares what old ppl wear haha… i was talking abt carries clothes, she the only one who’s wardrobe makes up for the irritating character
got my last name @ gmail.com. You have an account too?
Add you to what? the gmail club? haha…seriously I don’t get it.
what’s your pups name btw?
i’m sure they know already. they really love you and are not sending you there. =P
ONLY THREE PEOPLE!? Oh well, I’ll probably be the same… some day, in the far distant future.
Your comment to eprop ratio is reaching that precarious point of no return, jizzle… gotta step it up and shiet, you know? Cuz I see the end of the road, and Mike’s no longer in the group, know what I’m playing, saying?
thnx for the comment! ur on my good list
i love sniffing glue and nail polish and gasoline
haha, unless you put your full name there, you’ll also be a spider-human hybrid!
*squeeze*
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you should get your sis’ bf drunk… and periodically remind him how much fun he’s having. The power of drunken-persuasion… both powerful & fun! =)
tell your goddamnned sister to stop drinking so much… come to think of it, you should abstain yourself… TEETOTALER LEE FAMILYYYY!!
my dog is not potty trained. -_- yorkies never listen..
jay
When I got my pup, he was 17 lbs. Now he is an even 75. But I don’t mind. He’s very aloof and makes me laugh. Time sure flies. Take care!
Have a nice weekend…?
Well, a puppy that is 17 lbs is….. an American Pit Bull Terrier. Now he’s about 17 months old. He is a very goofy and aloof dog. Very sweet. He gets and gives lotsa love, too. So yeah… Have a good week and pet your dog for me! ^_^