February 28, 2005
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a 3rd installment of jae's random pet peeves:
i hate how when you're at one of those korean barbeque picnics ... they hand u the paper plate with a little pile of rice and you're left to forrage for your own meat from the guy that's grilling the kalbi and hunt for kimchi in between all those ajumas ... and a third of the rice always has to cling on to the paper plate ... the rice becomes one with the plate ... on the brighter side, you get to pick off the bits of rice with disposable wooden chopsticks and not those metal ones ... i dont know how anybody can eat with those slippery little suckers
i hate how conditioner is looking and smelling more and more like yogurt ... it confuses me and makes me hungry in the shower
i hate having to watch feminine hygiene product commercials on tv when there's a guy watching too ... guys fall into 1 of 3 categories ... the falling dead silent category ... or the trying to make random chit chat category ... or the worst by far, asking questions about the blue liquid category ... which one are you? lol
i hate it when people have music playing on their pages... it's like when you're driving in your car and pull up to an intersection and there's some guy blaring his music so everybody around him can hear ... the music may or may not be good ... but does anyone really wanna hear it? ... half the people on xanga have music on their pages but o well lol ... i always have music playing so my opinion is probably biased hehe
i hate how when people use public washrooms, they seem to lose all sense of aim, direction and brains ... why are there always drops of pee in the most aerodynamic spots in the stall?
u know how my mom keeps trying to hook me up with a bf ... i hate how she keeps giving away my email address to her ajuma friends with eligible sons ... here is an exerpt from an email from fobby mr.H : My weekend was not that good. I drunk little bit much on Friday in friend's house. It was kind of small house party. I shouln't drink that much. I mixed diff. drinks. -.-? I came home late and I could not have deep sleep. I had hard on Saturday morning due to drinking. I had more than enough sleep during weekend. I felt sleeping as waste of weekend but could not help it.? ... damn fobs lol ... at least she stopped giving my phone number away =(
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argh i hate music on people's pages too....it bugs so much when i'm already listening to music and i come to their page and it totally f's everything up
i fall into the 4th category: i'm all about the wings! for a second i thought that guy said "i had a hard on on saturday due to drinking" lol!
hahah, i'm a pro w/ those little metal chopstix.. years and years of hard work finally paid off!
"i have hard on saturday morning..." lol, too funny! thnx for the laughs.. i REALLY needed it! happy monday=)
speakn of that ..i had that last nite with soju with my family wasgooood : ) i think the mens public washrooms are filthier then the ladies... you have no idea...ewww ...whats that called when korean parents introduce you to there freinds kids? is it suppose to be traditional ?
too hard on the brakes again, what if these brakes just give in, jay? What if they don't get out of the way? What if there's someone around the corner? These are the questions we should all be asking ourself... *ohmmmm*
shit, when i'm drunk, peeing in a men's public bathroom isn't just taking a leak...i treat it like i'm annointing my blessings on the toilet...you must spread the blessings all over the seat so the next visitor is annointed w/your blessed tidings. lol!
& sorry girl, i'ma keep putting music up on my page regardless...considering you're my #1 visitor i guess you don't mind it TOO much. ;p
ur hot commodity!
is he saying that mixed drinks give him a saturday morning hard on? hahahahahaha. Maybe he is a pervert fob ajucci and wanted you to know that. lol
Speaking of BBQ...did you see my kal-bee joke (you can find it by going to Valentine's Day on my blog)? haha... You would think your mom would try to set you up with better prospective BFs...oh, and at least my music player has a stop button. =)
"hard on?" HAHAHA I get those too in the mornings. When ever there is a feminine hygiene commercial, I always ask "do you ever get the not-so-fresh feeling?"
LMFAO!! ur mom actually gives ur email and used to give away ur number! lol lucky ass fobs...well anzyways if u dont want to listen to my music ill shut it down lol..:( i needed to stopp playing it anwayz its been on for a month already./...and lol korean pplz are so cheap sometimes u know with tha paper plates...haha. o yea and ur answer to tha question wit h tha bathrooms thing...its when u hav eto rush relaly really bad or u held in ur urine or poop in too long and u had to go realy bad and u aimed all wrong...it almost happened to me, but luckily i played too much garbage basketball to miss...LOL (its when u throw paper balls at tha garbage can and u try to make it in)...o yea and
ryc: long island is mad close to queenz/manhattan all u gotta do is take tha subway lo l...piece of cake...o yea and btw i hate my shampoo, it makes my hair smell bad belive it or not....men cant take care of their hare...my hat (i wear most of the times when i dont have a haircut for tha longest time) smells like assy shammppoo and it pisses me off.
ps. i didnt know women also messed up their bathrooms too....at least they take care of bathrooms better than us O_0
hehe sooo funny. this is my mom:
mom: helen. my friend is coming to LA. with her son
me: so what?
mom: she wants to meet you. her son is your age. very smart.
me: so? hes probably gay and lame if he cant get a gf on his own and have his 'mommy' help him.
mom: if you keep waiting, then all the good ones will be taken away. thats why i ended up marrying your dad.
lol. whatevers..my dad's the best
Man forget desperate housewifes, the newest hit show Desperate House Moms!!
Jae, introduce me to your mom? (don't get me wrong on this one, tho)
I hate people with music on their xangas so damn much... almost as much as people who put bad music video's on their sites.
ps - can you please translate "I had hard on Saturday morning due to drinking" from fob to english for me??
pps - is "hard-on" one or two words ??
o my lord! u're hilarious...man! wat a good abs workout for today. one advice for u, eat before u shower. lol.
Damn Jae, you hate too much. You should go for the weekend alcoholic. Sounds like the jackpot with interesting personality and fulfilled life to me. And you make me hungry. I haven't had "real" bulgogi for more than three years now. Bulgogi, that's actually the ninth Korean word I know, bibimba is no. 10 and kim (the dried salty seaweed) is no. 11, impressive, huh!? I belong to the fourth category, the experts on hygiene products in general. Ever tried Dove's conditioner, the real one!? It doesn't smell like yogurt but it works quite well. I'm concerned though. you look like your high and having an epiphany.
Well, sometimes when creativity and inspiration strikes you just gotta express yourself, no matter where you are, e.g. public washrooms.
Music on a page? haha, at least I took mine off...for now!
Speaking of public washrooms..have you seen the guys washroom in any night club? Grooooosss x 1,000,000. Yeah, you would know, since you're a club rat. =)
um. lots of hate.
Q: what do you call a bumblebee that accidentally flies into a BBQ grill?
A: a KAL-BEE.
haha...
no reason... just bored these days.
it wasn't too ba actually quiet a nice restaurant I think i'll go back there sometime again...
the horror that i see...on the floor..the fact that we guys stand up ..but some of them cant aim! lolz
i just checked out tojo's website and they have those "trust the chef" kind of menu. pretty cool. so, what are you staring at exactly?
i wanna bite ur hair
i'm totally with you on the metal kroean chopsticks...i converted to the ivory colored chinese ones....
which korean barbeque do you go to? they serve karlbi on paper plates at restaurants? oh amen to the bathroom comment. i swear girls are nastier than men.. im not only talking about the aim of the urine either. and my final comment.. my aunt did the same thing to me.. passed on my email to a FOB man across the US. First of all, I am not a fob. Secondly, my Korean unfortunately is quite terrible. Thirdly, I dont want to get hooked up, esp by family. EEk. im telling you, soon they are going to start asking me when am i going to get married.
Well I guess Korean picnics are the same in Canada as they are in the States. Haven't been to one in ages. As for the hook-up thing - been there done that!
Oh gosh. I hope he was drunk when he emailed that crap.
Hmm. I recall my friend mentioning a Korean restaurant 'round here once, but I'm not sure about it. Well, there's a great tiny shop owned by Mrs. and Mr. Kim, who make really good Tofu and sell bulgogi souce and frozen Kalbi and there's Kim's Laden (=shop) which sells homemade, frozen Bolgogi which looked delicious but it's kinda remote and I didn't had much money the last time I went there so I ended up with a puck sized pot of fire Kimchi. Can I get your mother's number!? =D
hahahahahahha mr. hard on gets my vote!!
stop eating the conditioner...@_@
gotta love how we always use the faces: -.-; -_-; o_O T-T T.T
hahahaha i just stopped by but ur fobby email cracked me up. poor u... fighting!!! =P
no i really do blog a lot. How much r u getting back this year?
i know so many girls who have had abortions. they keep that shit a deep dark secret. no it's not ok...it's said with sarcasm. but a lot of girls seemed to have had it done..so it seems the norm.
and keep up the hater entries..more fun to read than boring what i did this past weekend entries.
Chima ollyuh is good. I guess that's the most subtle way for a prosperous player like me to turn 'em down. Puhahha ha, I think I'll try either one of the chimah combos on Mrs. Kim next time I buy tofu. You are absolutely right, the Kalbi kinda meat is so expensive. It's the Asian markets' monopoly as German customers and butchers seem to waive the kind of meat popular with bulgogi and sukyaki lovers. I need to stop talking about food.
Too bad she's taken. I think my mother doesn't even know my e-mail address.
your feminine hygiene thing is how i feel when i was dating and the people on the screen started doing the nasty...man id start to sweat...shake...couldnt talk...couldnt walk....it was like ...uhhhhh...duhhhh...man...i still do that now...hahahhha
sounds like you love to hate hehe.. what's your aim sn again i think i lost it
ryc: no..how about YOUR house..hehe
beautiful. my parents stopped trying to set me up after i did a few things... was a total snob to one guy, was completely immature in front of another, and just talked about ridiculous things with another. the end. hahaha
public washrooms are gross.
random props. yer' site is so cute =)
can she give your phone number to me? ^_^
hey sweetie !! just wanted to stop by give you random propz on ur page & i hope dat u will return tha favor as well !! how was ur weekend sweetie !! minez was great i couldn't ask for more !! gtg toodlez !! xoxoxo <3 Kimmie
so when should i let you know about the guestlists by? btw, what happened to them killer lips?
some of ur pet peeves are really funny... u have the strangest ones! but hey, i probably do too!! haha!!
WTH I gained soo much wieght what are you talking about?? are you on drugs jea?? tsk tsk Iam so disapointed and look whos talking your the one thats the hottie.
In this case, sure, I speak accentuated English with let's say an Italian accent like I'm one of the goodfellas. I think that English with a German accent sounds horrible and ppl just can't understand English with a Japanese accent, but unfortunately they are hard to overcome. So picture me sexy with two different accents. I suppose you speak perfect English!?
Do you get excited when for example L.A.'s governor speaks!? If so we need to talk. Hehe, growing up between these two countries, I grew up without accents and therefore try to avoid any when I speak another language. I guess being able to talk without an accent you have the advantage of being able to talk both ways. It's just a thought but if you have more of those fob mails you should try to pool and publish them.
i've had a stranger mom try to hook me up with her son..on the skytrain... turns out i know who he is.. how embarassing...
in actuality, i killed my old phone haha. i think we r all so dependant on callphone books.. i dont even know half my friend's #s cuz it's always stored. anyways ill email u my#s or smthn????? DOGGIE PLAY DATE!!!! my dog has no friends cuz she annoys all the older dog
Your mom is so sweet. My mom tells people that I am retarded. Where is a good place in k-town for bbq. I've been going to kunjip but it seems to have gone down in taste lately.
how many installments do you have? why dont you just list all of them all at once...lolz
holy shit u described those korean bbq's to a T. hahaha... i kinda miss those days... and those kimchee jars full of shik khe
Omg, did I write LA's governor!? Please throw a puckie at me real hard.
oh the signs of aging... hahaha jk. sounds like a plan. thanks.
ryc: "gang Thumped".....hahahaha
hahah so i'll just be another one of your fan
Getting hungry while in the shower? hmm.. what kind of conditioner do you use
Can I have your email address? I'll promise not proof read my email before hitting the Send button =P