March 8, 2005
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i remember thinking i have never been more turned off in my entire life, than i am at this very moment this time on the phone i complained to my exbf that i had cramps and he replied oh really? then, i have sympathy cramps … wth is a sympathy cramp … maybe it was his brain that was cramping … i know i mentioned feminine hygiene products in my last last blog … i dont wanna be one of those girls that talks about her period all the time but it’s not like i could ever talk about this with you in real life right? hehe
i love being able to blame anything and everything that is bad on pms … angry? hungry? fat? lazy? crazy? … pms is my el nino … what do guys have to blame but their personalities haha … i dont know if its because of my lack in having any brothers but i am relieved to say that i dont know what views guys hold on the topic of menstruation … there are just some things that guys should just never know about, ask about or discuss with girls … for example:
here are some questions either me, my sisters or my gfs have been asked by [adult] guys:
-do girls farts smell like potpourri?
-can a girl get pregnant from swallowing?
-is having your period contagious?
-is it too big?
-[while holding a liquid bra insert to his face] why doesn’t this eye pack have holes for the eyes?
-so when all you sisters are at home, do you ever just walk around the house in your underwear? do you guys ever go naked? have you guys ever made out with each other?
this is the kinda stuff girls laugh about when we’re in the ladies room … the stupidity of the men in our lives … i still dont know why we chicks go to the bathroom in groups … sometimes even crowding into a single stall … thats just plain weird … you never see girls going into the bathroom together in a house? … so why do we go in groups out in public?
so the lesson being learned today is to not ask girls any dumb questions about girl stuff … only girls can ask dumb questions about girl stuff -_-;;
Comments (111)
um are the guys who ask you these questions 10? power to the pms power. you know men have pms syndrome too..
ok i read everything else but the most interesting line was the first “i have never been more turned on in my entrie life….” you have to explain that to me =p
that’s the thing, jay… sometimes you feel like that Italian journalist that got kidnapped, and then released, but as you’re rushing back to the Baghdad airport to get the fuck out of the country, US soldiers open fire on your car, and you be like, “AUUUU, AUUUUU” as shrapnel flies through the air indiscriminately… I mean, how suckar is that?
Haha…after growing up with 3 sisters, I’m resistant to all PMS talk.
the dude who mentioned “sympathy cramps” prolly read about it in a family studies course or googled something related, like ’instructions for males: wtf is PMS and how do u relate to the females at this sensitive time’?
theres also sth known as “sympathy pregnancy” too, when guys exhibit same symptoms [vomiting, nausea] as their wife -__-’
funny stuff….the guy who asked if it was too big must’ve been very proud of himself…hahhaha
it’s “Drunk Kid Catholic” by Bright Eyes….
Oh my, feminine hygiene products. Did you know they had vibrating tampons made to relieve cramps?
i thought you said you were old… why are you hangin out with jr.high boys that ask dumb questions?(though i must admit i don’t know what liquid bra is either) and yeah, why do girls go to public bathrooms together? is it because you can’t hold a purse and wipe at the same time? =?
lol. funny.
i dont have allergy problems. haha. it’s my dad!
ew, you just reminded me how i felt last week. i dont understand girls who are like, “i love having my period!” who likes being a faucet 60 days of the year? blech
the liquid bra one CRACKED ME THE FUK UP. we go 2 the bathroom together to talk shit abt the guys we’re with
how do i go about getting a table at atlantis?
i agree that guys are dumb, but i think girls can be dumb too – and a prime example would be ME! we’ve actually broken up a yr and 2 months ago. i’m one of those devoted ones that take forever to let go o.O
but *hopefully* after this experience i will become stronger… and if it means turning more bitter then so be it ! ;P i need to build up a tougher shell…
my farts smell like cotton candy -= D so girls dont poop? wow, i learn new things everyday. thanks for enlightening me -=o)
yes, having our own table like at a kclub. thanks =)
haha your soo funny I have only been to one practice, but hopefully I can keep it up and one day I might actually be shredded, but just for you
shhhhh. And your not lazy what happend to your weekly hiking?
the worst is when guys assume girls don’t pee (they make fairy tinkles), don’t fart (no gastrointestinal plumbing whatsoever), don’t burp (gas? what gas?) and on and on. stupid boys…..
(sorry i’m pluggin my little *experiment* lolz)
Are you fo rizzle? What kind of guys you and your girls be hanging with? I feel your pain though, hope you feel better before the weekend starts.
yea….wierd japanese stuff….action figure sex toys….
Hahaha Sympathy cramps. Well I guess he was just trying to make you feel better. Just that he didnt do a very good job of it.
How old are the guys who asked those questions? Are they in primary school? >_<”
We cant help it if we ask silly questions. Its from girls that we learn more about girls. If we guys aren’t allowed to ask girls questions about the female, how do we learn?
Books just dont cut it.
Bah enough of that. What I wanted to say is that I like your site layout. Its quite neat.
Keep it up. *thumbs up*
what? u and your sisters don’t make out? i totally make out with mine and share her bed naked. … or not. haha
is tha tyou winking on your banner
PMS, SHEE-MS…you’re all psycho’s.
wait… you cant get pregnant from swallowing? oh man… that biatch lied to me!
Shit no, girls’ farts don’t smell like potpourri. I was hotboxed in a car once when a girlfriend of mine silent farted, and I remember yelling at her telling her it smelled like a sweaty Indian.
sympathy cramps? hahahaha…..that’s funny shit. oh, i mean…bad boy.
sympathy cramp? hahahaha
ive been consistently able to predict my gfs period…even before she starts bleeding. its like my own spider-sense.
i don’t have to ask, they tell me all kinda shit, and i have to plug my ears and say: TMI!!! TMI!!!
we know the questions we ask are stupid, we just want to see your reaction to our stupid questions, that’s entertainment. here’s a (stupid) question: why do girls scream when they see one of their gfs, who they just saw two days ago?? “omg, AAGRRR, i haven’t seen you in ages, omg, i love your hair, blah, blah, blah…” pipe down already, you just busted my eardrum, and you just gave that old man a heart attack, thanks…
oh yes, i subcribed, you’re amusing to read…
yes, studies have shown that living in the same household with other females will influence your period to be at the same time as theirs =D
And I thought it’s brain liquid leaking. J/k, J/k, Do I hear pucks incoming!? You know stupid questions can dumb you down… and those are terrible indeed, though the girls-walking-around-in-underwear fantasy is a classic.
I thought dogs where supposed to adopt their owners character traits, not vice versa. Mine and I are always piggy together, and when the winter is over and spring begins… uhm, and similar to girls whose pms cycle is said to adapt to each other’s the more time they spend together, we have stomach aches at the same time. I don’t know what’s worse ADD or lethargy, there might not even be a big difference. I’m desperate, how can I help you =)!?
haha they’re not ALL females. there a handful of male subscriptions. =D
lol, no they don’t…only a pad to protect their buttbone…stop staring at their asses!
ridden doesnt’ sound right but i’m probably the last person who should be giving you grammar tips. heh
A. too much information, B. too many indians, or C. too much inbreeding
please choose your answer (psst, the first one, first one)…
here’s my dumb question of the day: do girls really play battle shits o_O?
hm…can’t say that i’m predisposed to pugs. i think i’ve been traumatized. =P i love yorkie’s tho. and fortunately, i’ve grown up with women in my life (sister and mom) so i don’t ask such stupid questions. besides, i can research everything anyway. =P
if us guys didn’t ask any dumb questions…we’d never talk…haha…yes i know…you’d like that..har
RYC:
Ah yes, I’m so lucky to have her. Thanks for your congratulations for the wedding!
Actually, Sunday DOES have a god associated with it — but it’s not specifically Norse or Roman like the others. Sunday is just the day of the Sun God, Helios, Ra, whatever. When Christianity came around, and they wanted to “christianize” the Pagan days, they turned it into the day of the Sabbath — and got rid of the Pagan names… but the “Sun” part of it stayed.
Yeah I don’t get sympathy cramps, but I DO get male PMS. I didn’t believe it at first, but when I actually recorded the days I get bitchy for no reason, it always coincides with my fiancee’s, even if we’re not around each other. I guess her fluctuating hormone thing affects mine too. Then again, I’m a pretty fem guy.
i know who youre talking about…its JUDE LAW right?! yeah i get that a lot…hes so dreamy.
anyway, the dog pics are old…i got the bt back in 03. i think people are generally attracted to dogs that remind them of themselves. for me it was always gonna be either a frenchie or a bt…something about their enormous balls.
boobies are awesome!
What about stupid questions girls ask, like “do I look fat”? “do you love me?” “do you think she’s prettier then me?” blah blah blah etc…
You really shouldn’t meet your men at Toys “R” us, or the elemenarty school playground. I know that shit plays in the south, but it’s illegal here.
1 eprop only =)
hharold and kuuuumar?
hahah very interesting and so true… as for the cramping, u can actually do things to make sure u do not get the cramps next time or so they will not be as bad… oreo.. feel better..
what are u talking about? girls dont fart, thats GROSS hahaha
Hey is this a dumb question? I asked the gf of a good friend of mine, “Is taking off your top a big deal when you are dating someone?”
She said, “Nope”. So all this time I’ve thought that getting the top off was a big deal (you know, because all the good stuff comes soon after), but what the hell? Is it really not a big deal??!?!!?
Is this another stupid question you can add to your list?
Either way, I was secretly happen with her answer. Wheeee.
hahahaha i know exactly what ur talking about. one of my guy friends actually was unaware that girls pooped just like guys do. i was seriously like ur joking right… and bout the pms, i hate it MORE when a guy blames every time im cranky/irritable/grumpy/mean/bitchy ON pms. duh..why cant it just be you? or the weather? or a bad day?
ryc: yea i hate background whores, thank god yours is easy to read =p
the worst thing about being a girl is also a good thing.
cramps hurt, but you use them as excuses for mood swings, etc. wonderful.
awww i empathize with you – sometimes men just think we’re making all this stuf fup about how we feel about our period. grrr – only if they knew…
LOL!! so true, guys only have their lame personalities to blame on!! even though, im a bit giddy b/c of whats goin on… i will never forget how lame guys are! LOL!! kudos to u beb!
ok ok i’ll take some and post it just for you ok jae?
aiite i posted up 2 pics for you!
Awww, you can’t give up on love yet, I’m sure it’s good for something once you find the right one
I’m sure we can sit down and come up with 25 things that love is good for…
wow ur comments really accumulate in one day! =)
in response to ur comment… i wish i was less sensitive and attached. it sucks to be thinking about someone so much, especially since its been so long ago…. i guess most girls are pretty extreme in their feelings- either they completely cut their losses or they’re “stuck” (stuck = me). hopefully i can become unstuck one day.
don’t worry about not being able to truly care about anyone- when the right guy comes, u’ll definitely feel it =) i strongly believe that in certain times during our lives, there are special someones that we will meet. and if u hadn’t met anyone yet, its probably cos its not the right time. meanwhile, why carry that excess baggage/ waste time and effort on guys that, for lack of a better term, aren’t ’worth it’?
guys are stupid. they deserve to be thrown with something worse than rocks- bowling balls are more like it *grin
Hey there is no harm trying.
I know that i wont know all, but some is better than nothing.
sorry my lazy was of saying i dunno… =I
ryc: that’s pretty bad……JANICE!
thanks i try my best to sound really smart
International womens day is to commemorate those’s efforts whocontributed to the emancipation process and primarily to remember those who suffer and fight for their rights as far as I understood it, but it’s commonly celebrated as a second V day kinda commercial event.
haha, i agree w/ spicy! u girls abuse the whole pms excuse waaaay too much. it’s the equivalent of a guy saying something like, “sorry for being a jerk, but my nutz are taking all the blood from my brain.. i can’t help it!” lol, not that me or any of my friends would ever say such a stupid thing, but let’s get real here… just b/c you’re cranky doesn’t mean you can get away w/ everything!
ooo.. btw, i saw this one 20/20 a long time ago that said men PMS just as much as women do… something about the chemical/hormonal cycle in the males body… gosh, it’s been awhile since i’ve logged onto xanga.. your posts always seem brigthen up my otherwise crazy/hectic work days=) thnx!
Yeah, I’ve got to say that Oasis is probably one of the best movies ever made. It’s the first movie that’s literally made my eyes well up.
So I take it, that you watch a lot of K-films?
Love the picture of you winking. Way cute.
pms + women = tazmanien devil lolz
i’m not in michigan. so no worries. so how’s canada? you’re in vancouver?
65 comments? jeezuz. its like a xanga orgy in here. and no, i didnt ruin it for u. its not a surprise ending sorta deal. but even if i had ruined it for u, u should just take it and say THANK YOU.
jae, how can you tell that i cant speak korean in real life? is it because of the way i write it in english? im so sad. i want to be a good korean.
shes in japan at the moment.
pms is like kryptonite for girls.. but it gives u a reason to be as bitchy as u wanna be.. embrace ur inner bitch! ull thank me for it l8r.
hi jemi’s sister
cool.. your starting to post again…
u get alot of comments though.. hmm.. maybe u wont see this.. hmm.
i’ve never asked any girls those questions. that’s just….disrespectful
have u girls asked guys similar ‘dumb’ questions?
hehe
RYC:
Thanks
You’ve eaten WHALE MEAT?! Holy crap, that’s probably the weirdest one here. Except the spider and maybe the scorpion. I didn’t even think you could eat whale meat. Where did you try whale meat? So strange, another girl said her dad tried it too.
And I’ve had RAW squid, but not LIVE squid. What do you do, pick it up out of the water and bite it?
ryc: ok ill be nice…
muahahahahha
nice site…
hey sweetie !! just wanted to stop by and see how’s ur weekend was ?? minez was great i spent qt w/ tha family which ish alwaiz good for meeh !! gtg toodle !! xoxoxo <3 Kimmie
is richards more fun even without “xtscene” there? fyi, we’ll be there this weekend, not march 18th.
Well the cool thing about k-films is that they cover a grip-load of genres; horror, drama, comedy, action, so on..
If you like dramas: Untold Scandal, Friend, Chunyang, Green Fish (sam director of Oasis), and if you really wanna cry like an ajuma, Failan, or Christmas In August
Comedy: Saving My Hubby, Lovely Rivals, & of course My Sassy Girl
Romance: Madeleine, Il Mare, Perfect Match
Horror: Tale of Two Sisters (hands down the best ever)
TV: Damo (I got so hooked on this)
You can always check out my fav list on my xanga on the left side bar, I recomend any of those pretty highly.
I guess u’re doin’ somethin’ right if you’re leaving guys with such bewildering questions –haha– it’s often good to b left a mystery…but seriously, it should b common sense. My bf always tells me, duoooooooode, if u’re this bad when u have ur period, wait til u’re pregnant!!!! =)
we have girls to blame for everything that is bad and groggy b/c they are the ones with the bi-polar personalities that come around oooooo once every month or so….
yah march is bday month for my friends, so goin out too much….I’d rather stay home and work on my knitting though.
what have you been up to?
lol nah I didnt read about mr hard on I must of missed that one, you can tellme about it sometime. Anyways you can still work out just run around the farm, lol chase chickens you can be like Rocky =). Summer is coming up soon maybe I will call you out to do the grouse griud.
Geez…I go away for a couple of weeks and you actually posted something without deleting! Maybe I need to disappear more often.
Who were these guys asking you/your sisters/your gfs those questions? Potpourri? Swallow=pregnancy? My goodness!
PMS is a myth. It’s a conspiracy conjured up by NOW to confuse men.
hahha sometimes, like the potpourri one, they’re cute. but the sisters making out one? that just deserved a beat down with the stupid stick. hey rent mr. 3000! the movie isn’t that great but there’s this reaaaaally hot japanese guy in it.
Dumb people are funny!! Their stupidity makes my day brighter..lolz…Random props to you.
Hahahaha, enough said. Sometimes ppl just need to keep their thoughts to themselves.
haha.. i know, bad screen name. it’s def not what you think, but over the years it kinda stuck and now i don’t even think about what the name entails. i’ve actually tried to change it.. u know, “retire the koochiekrook” forever, but losing all of my posts.. just too hard! hahah!
and galbi jjeem loves you, jay… there, there. *pat pat*
RYC:
Hahaha that’s so bad. I’ve gone and done things just so I could post about it, so I guess I’m gay like that too. But I don’t know if I’d eat raw whale. The whole thing about eating intelligent mammals screws with me. It’d be like eating a dolphin. I just couldn’t do that. Bleah.
That’s so crazy! They cut up the squid while it’s squirming, and you eat it while the thing’s nerves are still spazzing?! CRAZY. And yeah you’re right, eating spider cookies and deep-fried scorpion is way worse. Insects are just not meant to be eaten. Gross.
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It shits me when guys knwo too much about girls stuff….exp hwo we maintainand work hard to look good! there are secrets that arent suppose to be told! lol
Oh, I was about to say something… then decided…silence is golden, as they say. ^-^
ryc: Hahahaha Vannucci. I don’t like it usually though when people name their kids so that their first name rhymes with their last name. Ronnie Vannucci. It could be worse. The mother could be some label whore and name her daughter Gucci Vannucci.
That’s cause everytime jen and I ask you to do something (which has been like 50 times) you bail on us.
haha you found your xanga arch nemisis
gosh sweetie 96 comments!! already! haha…. thank u sooo much for ur support and kind words! i really appreciate it! i really do like him!! have a great weekend hun!
sympathy cramps? hahaha
wow, you dont know jenna jameson…thats hot. anyways shes a very famous pornstar. just google her.
i’m gonna go to school. might move into city or go back to living with the ‘rents for a couple of years.
100 comments your nuts, hey why no phone calls from jay =(. lol shoes that poo that would suck, but yeah Iam guessing they will be just under 4bills cnd. yawn Iam at work and its sooo dead.
wow someones a lil popular
… heh and i dont blame Everythin…….on gurlz >_<
i went to guu tonight for the first time, it was pretty good. they have a wide selection of stuff altho the portions aren’t really big… it was good for my friends and i though cos we basically shared about 10 dishes? i dunn anything about raku but the one i went to is on thurlow- theres also another location on water st (gastown) and robson.
No we don’t, hah ha. Sometimes I believe that something went wrong accidentally at the hospital and I’m not really related to my family.
Okay, hope this doesn’t belong to the gil stuff category, but why do girls tend to complain about whotsoever (not that cramps are nothing serious) when they talk with their ex-bf!? What are we supposed to tell them if they complain about their current bf if not something sarcastic/stupid/senseless!?
funny stuff…esp. old posts on jjangks…
girls fart?????….oh man…
on Ecdub’s xanga, you asked what Korean films were featured, so I answered your question.
nice
Guys are all retarded..it’s the result of one less X chromosome.
can anyone help me with a situation with geting pregnant?
thanks sami