so, who’s more annoying korean guys or chinese guys …

when it comes to names:  korean guys are so annoying sometimes … like when they’re trying to tell non-koreans their korean names … they gotta be so specific it hurts … my name is seunghoon … that’s sssseeeunghoooon, not sunghun … nono, not sunghoon … ssseeeuu … say it ssseeeuu … seriously, you spray saliva like a mother … chinese guys never wanna tell you their chinese names … cause its always something like xiaoshingpngergslgj so they only tell you their english name and their last name … but unlike korean guys, chinese guys get all mental if you mispronounce their last name … everybody always reads my last name as wang but its supposed to be pronounced whang!! … i mean duuuh … or … it’s not leung, its leeyeuuurng … seriously, you shoulda spelt it ‘leeyeuuuurng’ in the first place u whangker … result: tied

when it comes to identity:  korean guys love being korean, end of story … chinese guys love to be mistaken for a japanese person … why is this? … saying things like ‘wow, i thought u were japanese, not chinese’ or ‘you look like an japanime character’ make their day and make them say annoying things like ‘everybody says i look japanese!’ … result: +1 chinese

when it comes to food:  what is the number 1 annoying korean male quote when it comes to food … ‘i’m not just saying it because i’m her son, but my mom is the world’s best cook … ask anybody and they’ll tell you the same thing’ … do these a-holes even hear themselves lol … being able to ask anybody about your mom’s cooking and getting a good response just means she just cooks for a lot of people for free whether its giving it away in containers or having a lotta people over for dinner … koreans would say a tire tasted great if it was free … what is the number 1 annoying chinese male quote when it comes to food … ‘sweet and sour pork is not reeeal chinese food’ … then wth is it, african? … every chinese food recipe: 1. add a cup of oil, 2. toss it around, 3. add sauce … sweet and sour pork fits the description so shutup already … result: tied

conclusion: chinese guys are a little bit more annoying than korean guys lol jk -_-;;

anybody know any interesting xangas to read? …

guys are always hating on fat chicks … fat chicks are gross … fat chicks are disgusting … fat chicks schmat chicks wahwahwah … like they’ve got such a big stampede of chicks after them that they gotta beat down the fat ones with a stick so that the skinny ones can all get an equal piece of his a$$ … gimme a break … women? we looove us a fat chick … the fatter, the better … if a fat chick’s thigh looks like its 8 months pregnant, we love her 8x more … skinny girls love fat chicks because fat chicks make them look better than they already are … fat chicks love fat chicks cause fat chicks are always friends with other fat chicks … if you ever come across a girl that acts like she is grossed out by a fat girl, she is full of sh*t … same goes for the girl that says stuff like: i wish i could just gain like 5 pounds-that would make me like sooo happy when she would probably rather choose being diagnosed with cancer over gaining 5 pounds any day … naw fat girls are cool … the only people i seem to hate on a regular basis is chinese people lol … i dont hatehate chinese people … like i said, most of my friends are chinese … but coming from vancouver, a city where the population ratio of chinese to korean is approximately 10+:1, i think my hate is just fueled from overexposure … vancouver is crawling with chongers … there’s even an area of vancouver called richmond that is populated wholly by chinese people … they love richmond because the land itself is shaped like a dragon’s head … a freakin dragon’s head … do you think they will all move away to italy if i tell them that it’s in the shape of a dragon’s winkie?? … so anyways, as you can imagine, most korean girls in vancouver date or have dated a chinese guy … dating chinese guys, there has been more than a few times when i’ve wished i could just grab them by the shoulders, shake them, and say ‘your house smells like oil and mothballs’

i went to go visit my old work the other day and my ex-coworker asked me to bake something and bring it with me next time i drop by … i used to bring cake or cookies to work once in a while … anyways, i was like what are you asking me for, get ur wife to bake u cookies … to which he replied, my wife doesn’t know how to bake-she doesn’t even know how to use an oven … what does that make me? … when did i become the woman that does stuff that the wife or gf just won’t do? … the one that fulfills the ‘needs’ that she doesn’t? lol -_-;; … i don’t know what it is about us korean women, but we love to show our domestic side whenever there are guys around … whether its washing your dishes, tidying up your place, or baking cookies, taking them to work and then writing about it on xanga hah … we do everything short of wearing a t-shirt that reads i am good wife material … i mean, do guys even go for this kinda stuff?!?! … is this why i’ve been single for the last 800 years??

happy easter happy easter happy easter … what is so happy about easter … i guess its better than hearing it’s easter f*ck you all weekend long … i’m not too religious so easter doesn’t have much signifigance for me … but i am saving christianity for the latter part of my life for when i’m old and grey and have nothing better to do so i dont end up burning in hell … so i guess easter is not completely meaningless to me haha … anyways, my sister’s [chinese] boyfriend’s family had a big family easter dinner this past weekend … turkey, stuffing, the whole shebang … are they christian? … no, me thinks they just like to adopt holidays and celebrate everything … her boyfriend probably even had a bar mitzvah growing up

more stuff i hate part 4:

i hate the type of people who think that everything is about them …a prime example would be the type of people that always have to get all mental about some stereotype i have written about … ie. ur so wrong/i am so offended/i am so not like that!! … did the blog have your name on it? was it addressed to you? … these people think they are special and unique … or “different” like anybody gives a sh*t … thesauruses list unique, special and different as synonyms of weird … coincidence?

remember that scene in edward scissorhands where edward is trying to eat some sugarpeas at dinner but is unsuccessful because of the length of his fingers? … my nails are just long enough that most day to day activities require aid …  buttoning shirts/pants, trying to pick up a quarter, dialing a phone and putting in/taking out contacts lenses are all time consuming ordeals … anything typed on the computer keyboard turns into slurred retard speech … i should be given a wheelchair and be able to park in the handicapped parking lanes in my state … i hate my nails yet i love them >_<

my sisters and i rented this korean movie way back in the day called robu robu [in konglish] … we thought it was some chick flick called love love only to go home, turn it on and watch it with our parents to find out [in mild horror] that is was called rub love and not love love like we had originally thought … if there is nothing more i dread, its having to watch sex scenes with my parents around … sex scenes during movies with my parents are probably the only times in my life i wished i was like helen keller …. deaf and blind

i hate when korean people pretend to know sh*t about wine … this chardonnay has a very complex aroma with a hint of citrus … barf … you’re very dumb with a hint of stupid … u could be at a restaurant with a waitress suggesting a dozen different wines and the only thing we will ask is yes but is it sweet? … all a wine has to be for a korean person to think that it is good, is to be sweet ….our tongues are not sensitive enough to differentiate the subtleties of wine flavors … to us, there are only 2 flavors: spicy and non-spicy … my major concern when i was at the dinner table, as a kid was, is it mewuh [spicy]? … our faces scowl when we eat anything that is a little too sweet … we can only eat half a chocolate bar in one sitting … and y’know those sugary icing cakes they sell at safeway … unfit for asian comsumption because of the pasty sugary sweet icing and only gets served at the birthday parties of white kids … so we call it ”the white people cake”

my parents are cool but is my mom the only person that dresses up to go to the doctor? and when will my dad stop yelling into the phone like it has a 1950s connection whenever he’s on a long distance call?

this is my honeybear <3

i hate the dinktards that leave one eprop … why make the extra effort by having to push another button just so you can leave one and not two? … why take the extra energy to be so annoying? … i hope their sons are born with one testicle and their daughters grow up to have one breast since they like the numero uno sooo much 

i remember thinking i have never been more turned off in my entire life, than i am at this very moment this time on the phone i complained to my exbf that i had cramps and he replied oh really? then, i have sympathy cramps … wth is a sympathy cramp … maybe it was his brain that was cramping … i know i mentioned feminine hygiene products in my last last blog … i dont wanna be one of those girls that talks about her period all the time but it’s not like i could ever talk about this with you in real life right? hehe

i love being able to blame anything and everything that is bad on pms … angry? hungry? fat? lazy? crazy? … pms is my el nino … what do guys have to blame but their personalities haha … i dont know if its because of my lack in having any brothers but i am relieved to say that i dont know what views guys hold on the topic of menstruation … there are just some things that guys should just never know about, ask about or discuss with girls … for example:

here are some questions either me, my sisters or my gfs have been asked by [adult] guys:
-do girls farts smell like potpourri?
-can a girl get pregnant from swallowing?
-is having your period contagious?
-is it too big?
-[while holding a liquid bra insert to his face] why doesn’t this eye pack have holes for the eyes?
-so when all you sisters are at home, do you ever just walk around the house in your underwear? do you guys ever go naked? have you guys ever made out with each other?

this is the kinda stuff girls laugh about when we’re in the ladies room … the stupidity of the men in our lives … i still dont know why we chicks go to the bathroom in groups … sometimes even crowding into a single stall … thats just plain weird … you never see girls going into the bathroom together in a house? … so why do we go in groups out in public?

so the lesson being learned today is to not ask girls any dumb questions about girl stuff … only girls can ask dumb questions about girl stuff -_-;;

so sad how lee eun joo, the actress from taegukgi killed herself this past week … how come the people that we hope and pray will drop dead never seem to be ones that …?

a 3rd installment of jae’s random pet peeves:

i hate how when you’re at one of those korean barbeque picnics … they hand u the paper plate with a little pile of rice and you’re left to forrage for your own meat from the guy that’s grilling the kalbi and hunt for kimchi in between all those ajumas … and a third of the rice always has to cling on to the paper plate … the rice becomes one with the plate … on the brighter side, you get to pick off the bits of rice with disposable wooden chopsticks and not those metal ones … i dont know how anybody can eat with those slippery little suckers

i hate how conditioner is looking and smelling more and more like yogurt … it confuses me and makes me hungry in the shower

i hate having to watch feminine hygiene product commercials on tv when there’s a guy watching too … guys fall into 1 of 3 categories … the falling dead silent category … or the trying to make random chit chat category … or the worst by far, asking questions about the blue liquid category … which one are you? lol

i hate it when people have music playing on their pages… it’s like when you’re driving in your car and pull up to an intersection and there’s some guy blaring his music so everybody around him can hear … the music may or may not be good … but does anyone really wanna hear it? … half the people on xanga have music on their pages but o well lol … i always have music playing so my opinion is probably biased hehe

i hate how when people use public washrooms, they seem to lose all sense of aim, direction and brains … why are there always drops of pee in the most aerodynamic spots in the stall?

u know how my mom keeps trying to hook me up with a bf … i hate how she keeps giving away my email address to her ajuma friends with eligible sons … here is an exerpt from an email from fobby mr.H : My weekend was not that good. I drunk little bit much on Friday in friend’s house. It was kind of small house party. I shouln’t drink that much. I mixed diff. drinks. -.-? I came home late and I could not have deep sleep. I had hard on Saturday morning due to drinking. I had more than enough sleep during weekend. I felt sleeping as waste of weekend but could not help it.? … damn fobs lol … at least she stopped giving my phone number away =(

3 reasons why girls are smarter than boys:

the jar expose: what is it about opening a jar that brings out the primitive me tarzan, you jane aspect out of guys? … opening a jar for a chick makes guys feel like the big man … all women know how to open jars … it’s part of those life lessons that your mom teaches you when you are young … how if you tap the sides of a jar’s lid on a counter, it will pop off with ease … or if you run the lid under some hot water, it will also come off just as easily … i wonder if guys really think that without them opening these things, that women would be living in a pickleless and jam free world? … if a girl asks you to open a jar, she doesn’t want what’s inside the jar … what she really wants is for you to have an ego boost … your gf will do it to you, your wife, even your own mother will ask you to do the jar … and if you’re thinking no, my girl doesn’t know the tapping lid or hot water trick, trust me she does lol … its just one of those things that all women know … like how a little rice smooshed together can be used as glue … i wouldn’t be surprised if the jar was invented by a woman hehe

power of the oppa: why do guys love being called oppa so much? … if said with just enough pout and just enough puss n’boots eyes you could get a guy to do just about anything … some guys love being called oppa so much that they like to refer to themselves as oppa … oppa will help you … dont worry, oppa’s here to protect you … oppa this oppa that … why do they do this? … i have never heard of anyone being liked more for referring to themselves in the third person … what if jae talked about what jae thought on jae’s xanga? … don’t go overboard with the oppa … it has to be used somewhat sparingly so it has a good effect when used in situations like … oppppaa can you open this jar for me?

wow factor: guys will never stop falling for girls pretending to be impressed with their big hands or big feet … putting our hands against his and exclaiming wow, your hands are so much bigger than mine oppa … classic hehe … or on the other end of the spectrum, pretending not to be grossed out if his hands and feet are tiny and ladylike … it’s why we ask you to hang pictures and fix things … girls will always ask you to fix stuff that she knows you can probably do without screwing up so we can wow at it later … when what we’re really wowing at is that u didn’t screw it up

shout out to under_rated who is leaving for afghanistan this week … you will be missed and come back safely =)

why don’t asian girls smile when being photographed? … when was it that someone somewhere along the way decided that asian girls weren’t allowed to smile in photos anymore? … and it seems the larger the group photo, the chances that there will be any smilers in the picture are even slimmer … asian chicks will show their legs … their bare bellies … they’ll even show enough cleavage to be in the nipple-revealing danger zone … but never any teeth … sometimes i wonder how long these chicks have practiced in the mirror to get that perfectly blank look on their faces … does it make them think they look coy? modest? thoughtful? alluring? no … i wish i could tell them it looks boring, stagnant and comatose probably just like their personalities … y’at a funeral? lined up in front of a firing squad? got aids? why the long face? … the most common excuse for not smiling in a picture has got to be it makes me look weird … it makes you look what? … imagine if ronald mcdonald never smiled and was serious all the time? … would those little burgers sell? … would spongebob have sold any tickets to his movie if he was spongebob solemn pants? … somebody please explain this to me so i can smile in my own profile pic lol