*drumroll* got my lisence back and bought a car today *cymbal* ... the streets, avenues and highways of vancouver are just that much more hazardous now ... i can't believe those crackpots at the motor vehicle branch give drivers like myself their lisences back ... but, i am happy and grateful none the less!! ... so, sometime in the near future, if u happen to come across a car taking up 1 1/2 lanes on the no.1, going 20 miles/hr, blocking the tailgaters or cruising around downtown with the driver throwing pennies at the hookers ... wave, cause it's me =D
June 19, 2003
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i have been perfecting "jae's slight scowl" ... mebbe i'll put a pic of it up ... sooner or later muhaha ... but in the meantime, you can try it out for yourself by slightly scowling at the next passersby that u encounter and watch (much to your delight) as they speedwalk to the closest restroom (-_-;;)
in other news, i was forcefed 4 cups of chinese herbal medicine (for allergy-elliminating purposes) after procrastinating and not drinking any during the course of my day and have been flatulent ever since (*blush*) if it doesn't stop soon i think we're going have some lift off action *pbbbt upupandaway*
in light of jemi's top ten things to do before i die list, i thought i would write one of my own little lists, made up of the ummm top ten times (that come to mind first) that i thought i was going to laugh myself to death:
10. that time my dad asked my neighbor if she was pregnant and when she practically yelled, "NO" back, he kept repeating, "c'mon, you can tell me ... i'm your neighbor"
9. that time my mom gave me a lecture on the perils of drug addiction: "agaya, say no to drugs ... because, once you inject the majiwana, you will be hooked for life ... i'm serious"
8. that time i tripped out and thought my mom's hair was on fire
7. that time rt tripped out and thought he was see thru
6. that time rt and i tripped out and thought we were on the truman show
5. that time i was eating a muffin ... picking out and flicking away the occasional raisin that came my way until i flicked one that went right up jemi's nostril and got stuck there (HAHAHA)
4. that time my dad put vegetables in the dryer (meaning to leave them in there for a couple mins to slightly dry them ... don't ask me y -_-), only to forget about it and let the whole cycle run ... opening the door to find a powdery, dried-to-a-crisp mess that had discolored the entire interior of the the dryer and that would scent all loads in the next coming weeks
3. the look of my mom's face when an eldery chinese man came up to her while she was looking at a newspaper and asked if he could look at her boji (boji in chinese=newspaper, boji in korean=pussy)
o pish i can only think of 8 ... whatever, top 8 then (ill think of more later) ... this reminds me of those kids books about that family called, the stupids ... nebody remember that?
June 9, 2003
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random thoughts:
1. congratulations to sobbie on placing 3rd in the nba hoop it up 3 on 3 basketball tournament !!
2. cheeseplz, u know what i was thinking of today ... remember that time u baked that chocolate cake with an ounce of shrooms mixed in it and didn't tell ne1 until it was too late ... those were the days lol ... good times good times
3. i found a swallow's nest in my garage today and devised a new game to play: [yayaya i am bored and lonely iknowiknow] called birdie nest basketball ... i made one basket =9
4. there is an ethiopian cuisine restaurant around the broadway and fraser area ... at least i think it's fraser ... wtf is ethiopian cuisine? ... what do they serve in those places? unicef rations?
May 31, 2003
May 22, 2003
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k well, i'm starting to get the hang of this xanga thing now ... i like it ... i like the comment thing, the xanga currency of goodwill thing or whatever it's called, ... i like the whole setup but mostmost of all -> i like my subscribers - i could KiSS every single one of u hahaha ... b-b-but, one thing i could do without is anonymous subcription ... who are u ppl? ... ? ... ?? if u were to show up on my doorstep with a mask on, i would seriously seriously think twice about letting u in -_-
May 21, 2003
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I would like to welcome main_event, our guest speaker for the day:
as promised, in response to girl_jay's griping about the state of men (or the sad sad condition of the men) in vancouver, i offer a reply:
miss has no voice in public: identified by the fact that she is simply not willing to say anything that even remotely resembles standing up for herself
"aren't you going to tell him off for bumping into me?" "look, i know this is my underwear, but i just don't feel comfortable returning them, can you do it?"
miss demanding: she will usually only behave like this with you, and will ask for things that only a-list celebrities usually want
"damnit, i told you i wanted the mocha. go and get me a new one" "you $*#*! loser, i said i needed hair conditioner with pro vitamin B5. go get me another bottle"
miss gold digger: by the end of the first date, she already knows what tax bracket you're in and how well you're able to fill her wardrobe
"we're only going there?" "can you please get a new car? my shoes don't match with your blue one" "here's a website for you as you're shopping for my birthday: www.tiffanys.com"
miss pout: has patented a look for getting her guys to do whatever she pleases
"but but... *sniffles* i thought you said we could watch dirty dancing just one more time?" "what do you mean you want to go out with the guys? *big eyes + quivering lips look*"
miss forgets about women's liberation the minute the cheque comes: as illustrated by the ladies who conveniently are in the bathroom when the bill comes, or stare blankly at the cashier when he asks for money waiting for you to pull out the wallet (now a much lighter wallet thanks to her)
"aren't you going to pick up the tab?" "i think that it's the guy's responsibility to pay for everything... i mean, it's not like we have it easy here always having to look good for you"
miss insane fashion stylista: can be seen wearing styles you'd normally reserve for either the runway in milan, or some hobo on commercial drive (yes, to the untrained eye, they look about the same) - but she also demands that you emulate her fashion 'sense'
"you plan on wearing THOSE pants?" "what are you, colorblind?"
miss frigid: believes that engaging in any form of physical contact is sinful and would probably take a shower after holding your hand at the movies
"whoa porn star. where are you going with those hands? you think you can put them on my shoulder? pfft, in your dreams" "look, i know we've been dating for 2 years now, but i think you're moving too fast when you look at me like that"
haha... alright alright so maybe all of this was written with a smile, but there is some truth in the fact that neither guys nor girls have it all too easy. hmm, but that's half the fun of dating isn't it?
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girl_jay:
If I were to siskel and ebert his rebuttal ...
1. how did u get all my multiple personalities in one go ... it's like u know me !?!?!?
2. give the girl's catchy titles man! Miss demanding=whippy dominatrix, frigid=Popsicle pussy, gold digger=pokemon diglet dig, etcetc
3. u forgot miss wannabe model ... "my bf tells me I'm the next tila ngyuen" "I got asked to model in the upcoming carshow" (x 1000) ... wannabe model chick equates carshow modeling with paris runway modeling ... she isn't toned, she isn't tanned, she doesn't have big boobs and she has never actually gotten paid for her brief modeling stints because the only reason she is asked to participate in these shows is because she has a friend in the promoting business ... all boarding a non-stop one-way flight to reality pls =D
4. it's www.tiffany.com no 's' ahahaha
5. Main_event is pretty brave to criticize the girls of Vancouver; but, what can I say, I doubt he will be able to find a date in the near future =P~
I give this one: 2 thumbs up for courage!!
May 14, 2003
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A post for the lovely ladies of vancouver:
if you don't know me already...I spend a queer amount of time griping about one, some, or all of the males residing in the 604 area...and who can blame me, really? =P~
Mama's boy
"my mom told me I'm good looking" "I phone my mom every day" "my mom says broccoli is good for you"
...ok buddy...one day in the far off future when your mother stops breast-feeding you, gimme a call...no, forget it, don't call me hihi
Big Talker
"I know himandhimandhim...I'm so hooked up" "I only made a G today"
who c a r e s...everything you say sounds like blahblahblah
Gym Rat
"I'm going to the gym" "I'm at the gym" "I just came back from the gym" "do I look bigger?"
gym rat casually mentions his gym activity SO much that you would expect him to have the chiseled body of a greek god but he always looks the SAME.
Gangbanger fob
"dong worry, I taken caring of joo, ok? Ok? OK?"
I think if you took "ok" out of their vocabulary, conversations would be cut in half...note of advice: stop blowing all ur $ on alcohol and women and invest in some ESL classes hohoho =P~
Blackinese
"yoyo f'shizzle m'nizzle" "y'all be trippin" "dizshit is off da chain"
say WHAT? ...(Asians+ebonics)=hurl...chiggas do not have a black mother, nor do they have a black father but they like to imitate their favorite rap stars' speech impediments in an effort to look coooool...all the endless hours spent watching much music did come in handy after all !_!
Alpha male
"we are going to do ____ today" "I like _____"
the alpha male is intelligent, eloquent, good-looking, makes a decent living...well-rounded, etcetc...then what"s the trouble? He has an ego the size of china+He's used to getting his way. Why? 'cause his crew lives and breathes his every word...emulates everything from his wardrobe to his choice in women...and I pluralize women, 'cause this guy is always a DOG.
Mr.Horndog
"[enter anything X-rated]"
these guys leave me curious as to how they spend their free time...flashing innocent people at the park?...don't get too close, I have a feeling they have the ability to impregnate anyone within a 2 meter radius...sounds almost X-men-ish haha
Cheap a$$
"oops I forgot my wallet...again!" "I don't believe in tipping"
-______-;; I think that one speaks for itself haha =P~
If you're a guy ... sitting there and reading this, thinking that you don't really fit into any one category ... it's just because you fit into more than one
And for the record, I would like to add that I hope to, (one day before I die), meet a guy who doesn't give me the "I'm a leg/butt/breast man" bs...it's getting old...why can't they just be honest and say, "I'm a pussy man...I love pussy"
April 18, 2003
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a day in the life [scene 2]:
jae: i think i should be president
joe: lol what would you wanna be president for?
jae: i think if i were president, i would make midgets go around with mandatory helmets on their heads ...
joe: why helmets?
jae: protective headgear in case i felt like tripping them ... mandatory helmets with serving trays attached to them ... so that they would have an opportunity of serving a greater purpose in life than just taking up space and eating human food
joe: are you like obsessed with midgets or something?
jae: maybe maybe ... i think i would make a fair ruler, don't you?
joe: i think you think too much
jae: there could be a jae day where there would be celebrations and everbody given their very own jae button to wear
joe: what if they refused to wear a jae button and threw it out?
jae: um, i could have stickers made
joe: what if they refused to wear that too?
jae: jail. who wants to be around uncooperative a$$holes like that anyways?
joe: fair. riiiiite...
April 9, 2003
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has anyone else noticed my entries are getting shorter and shorter...
im sick... i haven't caught a cold for like... since like... the raving days?! maybe it's sars =O~ sars is kind of a cool name for a sickness, isn't it? hi i am from mars, i am a martian, take me to your leader... hi i have sars, i am a sartian, take me anywhere cause nobody else will...
no offense intended... ~_~
April 5, 2003
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jaejae's new obsession: photoshop ... my pictures are starting to look not like jaeself nemore but of some genetically enhanced clone hohoho ... one question keeps popping up into my head ... how did i live without this thing? tweaking old pictures to what i want them to look like ... the size/color/depth ... if only there was something called boyfriendshop **he's nagging me again, why don't i just erase his mouth....** ahahaha now that would be even cooler than the dentist setup =P~
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